Clyde and I

After I got out of prison, I moved right back to Alabama. I met my second wife at a club where I used to play the saxophone. We got married after one of my long hauls to Warshington. Like all newly weds, we had our differences. She'd throw the Wiimote at me from time to time and I'd steal her high heels to lure some of the guys at the TA into the bathtub with me. One night, she gets home from the Dollar Sergeant and sees me in the tub with Clyde Stale. So she goes into our room, takes one of my 9-11 Commemorative knives and tries to kill us.

So I get up and defend myself with what I have in my hands ... my saxophone.

We didn't try to get rid of the body. Clyde called the police and we held each other until they arrived.

There was an A&E special made about me. I think it was called 'So I Married A Sax Murderer'.