To-Do List #38

• Exit shower

• apply full body Chapstick

• BECOME John Mayer on Rock Band

• invent aroma therapy that deals specifically with the stress of seeing the trailer for Pain and Gain

• "What do you mean I can't get eggs in my route 44 cherry limeade?!"

• listen to Kriss Kross while driving backwards

• do the 'fragrant arm'

• email Chris Tucker back

• ask people to change their ways (start with the man in the mirror)

• avoid kneeboarding

• build a traditional cookoo sundial

• come up with a campaign for running from president

• take vitamins

• see if Dog the Bounty Hunter still lives in 'Fuckoffkid'

• send Dog the Bounty Hunter his Xmas present

• Febreeze Shaq's house

• watch all of the CMAs up to 2008

• tell local stripper that Margarine Butters is a terrible stage name

• pick up butter on the way home

• pee on the bed

• sleep on the couch.