D.A.R.™

On October 30, 2012, Disney™ acquired the rights to Star Wars®. And from that day force, "May the Fourth"® belongs to Disney. Any status/post mentioning May the 4th® without written consent from your Disney Regional Representative (DRR™) is punishable by Disney Law (DLaw™). If you have infringed DLaw™ your punishment will include the following:
1.) A $12,000 fine™
2.) You will personally have to wait an additional 15 years for Episode I® to come out of the Disney Vault™.
3.) A Disney3D™ photo of you rockin' some JarJar® swag on the set of Zack & Cody's® (stars of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody) new movie "A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Suite®". Coming to theaters June 8th.
4.) A DRR™ will personally see to it that you watch John Carter® 100 times.
5.) You will be forced™, at gunpoint (D.A.R.™ - Disney Automatic Rifle), to write the live-action remake of a beloved animated movie chosen at random.
6.) You will sign a contract (via D.A.R.™) that requires you to be enthusiastic in every conversation concerning the new Star Wars® films.
7.) Every movie you own will be reviewed, tested for it's Disney-ness™, and put in our patented baby-proof, white plastic VHS containers.